Online Slots and One Armed Bandits
Casinolisten.com kills the myths, investigates the claims and addresses the unanswered questions about slot machines, also known as online slots, gaming machines, gambling machines, one armed bandits and fruit machines.
The amount of information available about slot machines is overwhelming. Just type anything in related to slot machines or casinos in any online search engine and you will see for yourself: This is big business!
If we are going to kill myths, we should probably get off to a soft start and warm things up a little before they get hot.
You have probably seen them; the aggressive ads for the bullet proof systems, tactics and software that will “guarantee profit with slot machines”.
We did not say that slot machines cannot be beaten. We’re just saying that if someone found a sure method, they would never share this information with strangers unless these strangers represented the authorities and offered reduced sentences in exchange.
The claim: “There’s a historical tendency for organized crime to become attracted to casinos”.
Claimed by: Eugene Christiansen, a financial analyst who tracks the gambling industry.
Claim: “No casino has slot machines with payout percentages higher than 100. After all, this is not charity.”
Claimed by: The Committee of Common Sense.
Claim: “We will match your deposits with no limits during your first week with 200%”.
Claimed by: Aladdin’s Casino and more.
The claim: “Sign up with us and we will give you a free bonus. No deposit required”.
Claim: “We will give you a bonus every week or every month”.
Claim: “Deposit money with a certain method and we will reward you with extra cash”.
The claim: “We will give you a bonus in terms of money or points to stay loyal to our casino”.
Myth: “Slot machines are for old ladies on ferry crossings and Caribbean gambling cruises”.
Myth: “Casinos can manipulate and rig the slot machines with the flip of a switch”.
It’s not brain surgery, but there are some words and expressions you need to know when playing slot machines.
Claim: “Some bonuses are damn near impossible to reach.”
Question: What is best? Online or land based slot machines?
Claim: “Slot machines are hypnotizing.”
Question: How can you keep your gambling at a responsible level?
Asked by: Ideally, everyone that gambles on slot machines.
Question: How big is the biggest jackpot ever paid out on a slot machine and where was it won?
Question: What about online jackpots? What is the biggest jackpot payout on the Internet and what is the biggest jackpot not paid out?
Myth: ”There is no such thing as a good tactic for slot machines”.
Believed by: Pessimists, realists and anti-gamblers all over the world, for more than 100 years.
Intercasino and Cryptologic were the first to develop and launch online slot machines, with a theme built around a world famous brand.
Myth: “No casino can be trusted”.
Believed by: Pessimists, realists and anti-gamblers.
Question: Slot machine tournaments - Why, how and where?
Myth: “All slot machines are the same”.
We dare not speculate in the number of casinos now open online, but it is without a doubt enough to make it difficult to choose the favorite one.
Myth: “Money can’t buy happiness”.
University of Illinois psychologist Ed Diener says: “Very rich people rate substantially higher in satisfaction with life than very poor people do”.
The Reel Story
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- Gambling and Mythology
- When slot machine success is “guaranteed”
- Famous slot machine cheaters
- Slot machines and the mafia
- Pick your payout percentage with precaution
- The unlimited match bonus
- The no deposit bonus
- The weekly/monthly bonus
- The deposit option bonus
- The frequent player bonus
- Who plays the slot machines?
- Keeping it random - Online slots
- Slot machine slang
- Slot machine wagering requirements
- Land-based slot machines Vs. online slots
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- How to avoid problems
- The biggest jackpot payout in history
- Online slot machine jackpots
- Slot machine tactics and strategies
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- Safe and secure casinos and slot rooms
- Slot machine tournaments
- The different types of slot machines
- Our favorite casinos and why
- The myths we didn’t forget